onomatoblog

1. People who stop at red lights right over the zebra crossing
2. Sinks that collect water and make the front of my shirt all wet
3. People who walk slowly
4. Antivaxxers
5. Baristas who don’t mix properly
6. Small dogs
7. Conspiracy theorists who try to sound sane (the craaazy ones I just feel sorry for)
8. Creationists
9. People who use checks
10. Websites that log me out all the time without warning.
11. People who look for plotholes in movies on purpose just to have something to whine about
12. Gossip magazines/websites
13. Store/restaurant clerks who are uppity about one’s selection/questions
14. Truck drivers
15. People who can’t differentiate between other people’s sexual preferences and their personal easthetic
16. Ie6
17. Ie7
18. Flash
19. People who use the word “scroll” to signify everything that moves on a website.
20. Graphic designers who design for web without understanding what it entails.
21. That in 2010, we still haven’t invented a contact lens that won’t make my eyes dry when I work at a computer.
22. Turn right on red
23. American guys’ jeans. I mean, really?
24. American home decoration aesthetics
25. American food culture
26. Pop-polsci books with colon:ed titles
27. Trucker hats
28. Pixie haircuts
29. Leather couches.
30. Unmoderated online forums
32. The crashiness of photoshop cs5
33. The nonexistent line system at Portage Bay Cafe in Ballard
34. People who use embarrassing euphemisms for genitalia
35. The Duck Tour tourists
36. People who think that having a penis excuses them from basic personal hygiene
37. Spiritual quotes
38. Real motivational posters (the fake kind is hilarious.)
39: New Age, and the kind of store I need to enter if I want to buy incense.
40. Any kind of art with any kind of depiction of a sunset.
41. Bedskirts.
42. People who complain about people who complain about the weather.
43, People who helpfully try to solve other people’s sexual/relationship problems by suggesting they change preferences.
44. People who refer to their spouse as their second (or third, for fourth…) child. DIVORCE OR MURDER THEM THEN DUMBASS.
45. Proponents of CBT
46. LCHF
47. People with mild cases of ev-psych. The real nutjobs have my everlasting hatred.
48. Peeling oranges.
49. Papyrus
50. Baby clothes in *ages* instead of centilong. Because all 3-m-o are the same size, yo.